“This shirt was inspired by one of our long time ihateclowns discussion forum members. This amazingly astute alliterative phrase sums up my feeling for mimes quite nicely. Together with the “”jailed mime”" logo from our ihatemimes.com website, this professionally screen printed monochromatic moron t-shirt is a perfect fit for your anti greasepaint wardrobe! Get yours today in either stylish black or cool denim blue.”
“a highly requested BLACK, cool, fitted, “”can’t sleep, clowns will eat me”" baby doll t-shirt for the ladies. This professionally screen printed fitted t-shirt is super comfortable because of the 100% ring spun cotton. Express yourself with this high quality t-shirt today!”
“By popular demand, I’m proud to give you the official “”i hate mimes”" t-shirt! Be the first on your block to have this cool tee that says it all in 3 short words: i hate mimes. This is a heavyweight, 6 oz, 100% cotton Hanes brand BLACK, tagless t-shirt that is professionally screen printed with cool puff, bold 3-D lettering. Perfect for wearing to the circus, a street fair, or anywhere mimes may be found. Get yours today!”
The idea behind this limited edition anti-clown shirt came right from one of our forum members. These words of wisdom are professionally screen printed on the t-shirts in 3D Puff lettering: THERE ARE NO NICE CLOWNS…ONLY CLOWNS WITH AGENDAS. A picture of a seemingly benign clown offering a flower is on the front of the t-shirt. The back of these Hanes brand, heavyweight, 100% cotton t-shirts shows the clown’s TRUE intentions as he holds a seltzer bottle, ready to squirt the first person to sniff his flower. Get yours today! Available in light blue or orange (my favorite color)! (click here to read the forum post that helped create this cool t-shirt – opens new window)
Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is? View the zoom shot of the front These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! This 3/4 sleeve girly raglan has a black body, black sleeves, and is Made in America by the popular American Apparel t-shirt company. One of the top sellers, it is crafted from 100% ring spun (super soft) cotton 1×1 and baby rib knitted for a stylish fit. A perfect gift for that lady in your life. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that’s printed on the SLEEVES of this girly raglan View the Design that’s printed on the BACK of this girly baseball jersey.
Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is? View the zoom shot of the front These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! These are printed on black Jerzees brand Z quality long sleeve t-shirts. This preshrunk, 100% cotton heavyweight (6 oz) long sleeve t-shirt is perfect to keep you warm on those cool nights. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that’s printed on the SLEEVES of this long sleeve t-shirt View the Design that’s printed on the BACK of this long sleeve t-shirt
Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is?
/n/These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! This black t-shirt is made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton and is a nice heavyweight (6.1 ounces) variety. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that’s printed on the BACK of this black t-shirt.
Enter the Clowntrix! Do you believe? How can I explain how cool this new design is? View the zoom shot of the front These shirts are professionally screen printed printed using Glow-in-the-Dark inks so that the actual graphic and lettering Glows in the Dark! They must be seen to be appreciated! This hoodie is the highest quality, heaviest weight hooded sweatshirt I could find. A full 12 oz with a roomy fit. It’s a super smooth 80/20 Cotton poly blend. This premium sweatshirt may be the best I’ve ever worn. Embedded in the front design and sleeve designs are hidden anti-clown messages from within the clowntrix. See if you can find them all. These subliminal messages will be sure to convert any clown lover to believing in the anti-clown clowntrix. View the Design that’s printed on the SLEEVES of this hoodie View the Design that’s printed on the BACK of this hoodie
Yes, you read that right. The ink on these shirts actually glows in the dark! Perfect for the nocturnal clown hater! These shirts are professionally silk screen printed with a specialty ink that shows white in the daytime with a cool luminescent greenish glow at night! Printed on 100% cotton, high quality, heavyweight 6 ounce Jerzees tees…this is the perfect gift for the clown hater in your life. This item will only be around in limited quantities, so get yours today.
“a highly requested BLACK, cool, fitted, “”i hate clowns”" baby doll t-shirt for the ladies. This one has our original text logo “”i hate clowns”" across the front and is professionally screen printed on 100% ring spun cotton, high quality t-shirts. The back has a small version of our anniversary (est. 1996) logo.”
“This is a premium quality, Badger brand button up baseball jersey with double braided trim for extra style. 100% cotton, comfortable 6.5 ounce weight with the IHC Euro Style logo on the front left chest and the “”I Hate Clowns – Can’t Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me”" Team style 3-D lettering on the back. This unique item is only sold via our website and you will definitely stand out in a crowd wearing this jersey! Get yours today. Limited edition.”