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Bananas & Blow | Funny Drug Hawaiian Button Down Polo Golf Party Shirt for Men

Price: $30.94
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Manufacturer Description

An all-original Hawaiian shirt with your typical montage of bananas doing cocaine and going for it. Perfectly good for work picnics, church, wedding receptions, or anywhere else that calls for a classy, collared shirt. All in a vibrant pattern on a lightweight, slightly stretchy fabric that will sit cool and flex in the shoulders. Dyed to match buttons.

Product Features

BANANAS DOING NOSE CANDY | This just your typical, old-fashioned, All-American fun-in-the-sun montage of bananas doing blow and probably listening to Lil Jon throwbacks. You will probably have the weirdest shirt at funeral luncheon if you go with this one FUNNY PRINT, SERIOUS QUALITY | The print aside, the quality of this garment is no joke. A silky smooth, lightweight polyester blend manages moisture, with 8% spandex to give it a slight stretch in the shoulders - allowing for maximum range of motion while fist pumping in the pit at Chuck-E-Cheese or wherever UNISEX FIT SIZING | This garment should fit the same as any of your other button downs or Hawaiian shirts. Our model is a 6'2", 200 lb handsome Saggitarious named Rich. (188cm, 91kg if you ain't from around here) THE DETAILS | Hawaiian shirts are about exploring the limits of local indecency laws while taking in some sunshine. They should NOT be about neck scratching. That's why we put a tagless tag in, printed on the fabric. The buttons are nice, too DRAWN WITH PRIDE IN ANN ARBOR, MI | Our skilled illustrators worked their tails off on these. We got kicked out of no less than FIVE different Kroger grocery stores in Michigan while exploring the interplay of bananas and Schedule I narcotics to bring you this print