Clark Griswold's classic rant is now your most favorite shirt! Can't you just repeat it word for word? "This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Happy holidays from Crazy Dog Tshirts! Your loved ones will love finding one of our tees wrapped under the tree this year. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa or winter solstice, we have a tee for everyone! Drink some eggnog in one of our festive, ugly Christmas sweater tees at your xmas party and give a funny shirt as a white elephant or secret Santa present. Beat the cold and snow and bundle up in one of our cozy hoodies to kiss your loved one under the mistletoe. Expecting a baby this season? We have cute maternity tee shirts and baby rompers. Your whole family will be stylin' while taking a sleigh ride, building a snowman, or decorating your house with tinsel and holly.
Don't Sacrifice Comfort
At Crazy Dog T shirts, we've combined what every guy loves in a mens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. The Best quality tees, super soft cotton and top of the line screen-print inks that stay vibrant and look great. Our cool pre-shrunk tee shirts mean a man never has to worry about shrinkage. Our tshirts will help you look stylish, feel relaxed and be hilarious all at the same time! They're great geek gifts ideas for a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor.
Your New Favorite T-shirt
The ultra soft cotton fitted tees let men look great binging movies on the couch or chillin at the gym. Our experts have harvested the finest jokes, sarcastic quotes and movie references guaranteed to get a laugh
Exclusive Crazy Dog T-shirt branded tee designed and printed in the USA. We use the highest grade plasticol ink and state of the art equipment to ensure vibrant colors and lasting durability. Our unbeatable tees are the perfect gift for any occasion and the prices can't be beat!
Professionally printed super soft funny and awesome tees. Our vintage lightweight fitted tees are made from ultra soft ringspun cotton to get that comfortable fit and feel. Once you put this shirt on, you won't want to take it off.
Satisfaction guaranteed! Great Fit; Chose your size before you buy. Larger sizes are available - 3XL 4XL and 5XL - for most designs. If you are unsatisfied with the fit, we will provide an immediate exchange.
Machine washable (wash inside out in cold water, hang dry). Perfect Christmas gift idea, birthday present or treating yourself to the best graphic shirt.
This listing is for a men's tee; check out our other listings for this design in women's and youth sizes.